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I’m leaving for college in half an hour and I need to put all my stuff in the car but my Dad has the keys and him and my mother are still asleep….

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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montparnah:

autisticbrucebanner:

straight people are not allowed to reblog this post.

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straight people are not allowed to transfer the contents of their bank accounts into my paypal

sherdoor:

I can’t wait until New Years so I can go to a party to literally read a book and then someone calls me up to sing a duet with some beautiful boy who says he can’t really sing and I’m like “I’m not a really good singer either” and then we both start singing and it turns out we lied to each other. We’re fabulous singers, and we’re just looking at eachother like This Is The Start Of Something New.

castiel-fallsnomore:

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.

nothingbutflawless:

If you want to be skinny, that’s fine. If you want to be curvy that’s fine. If you want to be tall, that’s fine. If you want to be short, that’s fine. But don’t start insulting different body shapes and sizes just because it isn’t want you would want for yourself.

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye